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Fire Fighter's Night Before Christmas!

By Dailydoseofmusings @mythoughts4sure
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town,
The fire siren echoed blaring its sound.
We firefighters came running from far and from near,
And raced to our trucks quickly donning our gear.

And I in my bunkers, my boots and my hat,
Jumped to the engine to see where the fire's at.
Down at the corner of Fifth and of Oak,
The dispatcher informed us of a house filled with smoke.

PhotobucketSmoke poured from the sides, from up and from down,
Yet up on the roof there was none to be found.
So up to the rooftop we raised up a ladder,
And climbed to the top to see what was the matter.

I came to the chimney and what did I see,
But a fellow in red stuck past his knees.
Well we tugged and we pulled until he came out,
Then he winked with his eye and said with a shout.

"These darn newfangled chimneys they make them too small,
For a fellow as I, not skinny at all."
With a twitch of his nose he dashed to his sleigh,
and called to his reindeer, "AWAY now, AWAY."

As we rolled up our hoses he flew out of sight,
Saying "God bless our firefighters" and to all a good night!

- unknown
Thanks to my Crew no doubt... Santa sent me a personal message!  http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/watch/majsRc_IOTtancKUmLAihRg
I guess this is it for now. Hope all you readers have a wonderful Christmas! Oh… and for those of you who will be drinking this holiday season, remember to be safe and responsible in your imbibing….
Fire Fighter's Night Before Christmas!
Fire Fighter's Night Before Christmas!

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