On the Gold Coast.
Sephora opens today on the Gold Coast. I can't get there. FFS.
We leave tomorrow morning so I'll miss out. FFS.
I'm not going to Sydney or Melbourne any time soon so it'll be years before I get to see a Sephora. FFS.
Story of my life. FFS.
MIL is great at bringing us all sorts of random, useful/useless things. FFS.
The latest is the beer can binoculars. Yes, you read that right. Beer can binoculars. I kid you not. FFS.
Observe:
He was walking around the playground with them around his neck. FFS.
Took me a while to figure out why people were staring at him. FFS.
After about two minutes he decided he'd had enough of them so gave them to me. FFS.
I spent the rest of our three our park visit carrying a beer can around. FFS.
Pretty sure the looks the other parents were shooting me were looks of jealousy. FFS.
Or envy. Or perhaps disgust. Who knows. FFS.
Pity I wasn't clever enough to pretend to drink from it. Hehehe.
