FFS Friday - Que?

Sometimes I think Tiger and I are on a totally different thought stream. Or maybe his brain has just left the building. Take this conversation for example:Me: Do you know where our face washers are? I can't find them.Tiger: What are you talking about?Me: Our face washers. Do you know where they are?Tiger: What?Me: Face washers!Tiger: Oh, you mean hand towels?Me: No, face washers, the ones you use to wash your face.Tiger: I don't use face washers.Me: I didn't say you did, I'm asking if you know where they are, ours have gone missing.Tiger: Why would I know where they are?Me: Because you were the last one to put away the washing.Tiger: I haven't seen them.Me: Why was that so difficult?Conversations like that happen all the time. I have no idea why. Maybe I'm speaking another language and I just don't realize. It's the only logical explanation.