I surrendered my handbag and bought a backpack. FFS.
I know! FFS.
Total dagdom has been achieved. FFS.
I don't think there's any return from this, I shall forever be known as a dag. FFS.
It's all downhill from here. FFS.
As if my usual Mummy attire isn't bad enough (t-shirt, denim skirt and sandals in summer. t-shirt, cardigan, jeans and vans in winter) the addition of a backpack just seals the deal. FFS.
I can no longer deny it, I'm a daggy, dowdy stay at home mom. FFS.
And this year I get to embarrass my child at school drop off too. FFS.
At least I'm a well made up daggy Mummy. Not FFS.
Next time you see me out in public, give me a sympathetic smile and try to remember that I once used to be young and trendy. FFS.
That is all. It's your turn now.
