As I've mentioned before, I'm a great procrastinator, and a particular fan of the website dearblankpleaseblank.com. I thought I'd share a few feminist-themed and Jewish-themed DBPBs I've seen on the site.Good DBPBs:
Dear women, Please tell me why you stay with him when you know he treatsyou horribly? Sincerely, he's not worth it.
Dear guys, Despite what you think, girls like food just as much as you.Sincerely, stop staring while I nom my cheeseburger.
Dear people at my school, Just because I cut my hair does not mean I'm suddenly alesbian. Sincerely, straight girl who didn't need the hair as much asLocks of Love did.
Dear boys of the world, Please realize us girls are not all easy, mindless, cheatingsluts... just like you're not all douche bags. Sincerely, let's be fair?
Dear judgmental people, Teenage girls who are pregnant didn't get that way all bythemselves. Sincerely, talk to your sons about safe sex!
Dear Mulan, Thank you for teaching us that not all women have to besaved by a prince. Sincerely, doesn't need a guy to be independent.
Dear society, How have you managed to make girls feel bad for beingvirgins AND losing their virginity? Sincerely, what do you want from us?!?
Dear men, It's not PMS... You're just jerk. Sincerely, ladies.
Dear world, Please realize that standing up for gay rights does notautomatically make me gay. Sincerely, straight girl who wants the world to be moreaccepting.
Dear ignorant people, Men who support feminism are not gay, just like people whosupport animal rights are not animals. Sincerely, pro-feminist men.
Dear Snow White, You took an apple from a stranger that made you fall asleep,woke up to a man on top of you and kissing you, then proceeded to call himPrince Charming? Sincerely, I don't call that charming. I call that rape.
Dear Disney, You have a white, black, asian, native-american, arab, andeven a ginger princess. How bout a Jew? Sincerely, feeling left out.
Dear society, What have you done to make my girlfriend think she isn'tbeautiful? Sincerely, concerned boyfriend to an anorexic girl.
Dear anorexic little sister, Every time I hear you step on the scale to weigh yourself, Idie a little more inside. Sincerely, I love you, please eat something.
Dear Shoppers, Our sizes include: Small, X-Small, anorexic, Bulimic, andMalnourished. Sincerely, Abercrombie
Dear construction workers, Don't get mad when my gay guy friend whistles at you. Sincerely, now you know how violated and awkward the girlsof the world feel.
Dear boys who whistle at girls, What? Do you think we're going to sprint over to you, lickyour face and let you pet us? Sincerely, we're not dogs...
Dear men, Woman are not birds. whistling at us won't increase yourchances of us mating with you. Sincerely, women everywhere.
Dear construction workers, Do you realy think shouting and whistling and leeringactually works?! Has it ever?! Sincerely, A fed up female
Bad DBPBs:
Dear feminists, If you want to see men making sandwiches, go to Subway. Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear bra burning feminists, Wearing a bra doesn't mean I'm conforming to society'sstandards. I do it because I don't want my DD's touching the floor by the timeI turn 40. Sincerely, gravity is a b-word.
Dear extreme feminists, Chilling at home all day, spending time with your kids,people opening doors for you... Sincerely, it really doesn't sound that bad to me.
Dear feminists, Please stop ruining masculinity. The rest of us actuallylike men. Sincerely, old fashioned women.
Dear feminists, Chivalry is dead... because you killed it. Sincerely, a woman
Dear feminist professor, Please wear a bra. Sincerely, horrified student in the front row
Dear female friends, You making fun of the size of my chest doesn't hurt myfeelings. I'm actually happy with my small breasts. They don't weigh me downwhen I run, I can wear that swimmer's speedo without a sports bra, I'm lesslikely to get raped, and people actually look at my face when they talk tome. Sincerely, happy with who I am.
Dear Jersey ShoreCast, It's called 'Sun Kissed' not 'Dorito raped.' Sincerely, easy on the tanner.
Dear prostitutes, If I have sex with you and don't pay, is that rape orshoplifting? Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear college, You're all about promoting safe sex and being againstdomestic abuse, yet you rape my wallet. Sincerely, a very broke college student
Dear Sallie Mae, Please stop trying to rape me via student loans. I alreadyhave a girlfriend, and she is demanding enough! Sincerely, UCF graduate
