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Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals

By Chardonaldson
Last weekend was the City to South race. And because the course was going so close to my house I decided that it might be nice to get out and cheer on the suckers dedicated athletes who'd decided to run it.
Last weekend was also when I found out that I truly suck as a cheerer/spectator/photographer.
It started off okay. Watching the frontrunners go through. Genteel clapping while clutching my takeaway cup of coffee. So very civilised. But then the runners started to come through thick and fast. I'd wanted to get shots of all my friends running but to do that I needed to spot them early enough to actually take aim and shoot. Here's how I went.
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
I wanted a picture of Clare. The little dot at the pack of this group of men. She's wearing my Run Amok tights. You can tell, right?! So a fail there. But what's worse is that I know the runner on the right of the pic. Totally didn't see that he was there until an hour after the race when I was checking my photos. Sorry Rob, I don't know how I missed you.
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
Katie yelled at me and that's the only reason why I've even got a picture of her. I'd like to say I'd meant to take a photo of her great running form. But honestly I didn't.
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
Youngie also gave me fair warning of his arrival. A good 50m of warning is what I need for a shot that shows the front of the face. 
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
See - Elio didn't give me 50m of warning. Only got the side of his face.
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
Didn't zoom in on Heather so I missed another opportunity to get a good Run Amok photo. But at least you can see her. Which is more than I can say for Sue.
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
Poor Sue - that's her foot just visible to the right. 
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
And finally another butt shot. This time of Mellie. Seemed appropriate to finish the morning on that note.
But it wasn't only my photos that failed. My brain had a little processing issue - fairly normal for a person of my vintage but really inconvenient when you're trying to cheer people on by name. There were no less than ten people whose names I remembered only once they were well out of earshot. I'm sorry. And I'd apologize to all of you individually but I've already forgotten who you are. Sorry for that too.
But, luckily, my brain is the only thing that's failed me this week. My body seems to be working just fine - at least as far as running's concerned. We did a 3k time trial at speed and I've managed to improve from my January time by 12 seconds. This could be because it's a lot cooler. Or it could be because I've been training diligently and consistently since then. OR it could be because I bought a new running bra. Which promised up to 50% less bounce. Less bounce = less turbulence created while running = greater speed. At least it does in my head.
Failures, Foundation Garments and Fanciful Goals
I only bought the high impact bra but apparently Berlei make a bra for extreme impact. What on earth does extreme impact involve? Running into a brick wall while doing your best Usain Bolt impersonation??
I'll definitely be wearing that bra come Gold Coast half marathon. I'm going to need as much help as I can get to achieve what's been festering in my head ever since I ran Noosa half. My big audacious goal for this race is to go sub-100. 
There it is. I've said it out loud. That would have freaked me out a year or so ago - to lay it on the line like that. But today it doesn't worry me. I might make it. I might not. If I don't, the world will still keep turning. People won't turn away from me in horror because I'm a failure. And I'll get to try again another day. 

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