SCALPEL
*scalpel*
SPONGE
*sponge*
PULL IT
"uh, I don't"
BOP IT
"Dr…this doesn't—"
Nurse: we're losing him
DAMMIT I SAID BOP IT
*flatlines*
— da chillest pill (@crylenol) February 23, 2015
Once I realized my most valuable asset is a camouflaged fanny pack crammed with Arby's horsey sause, that will pretty much drafted itself.
— Juicedballs (@Juicedballs) February 23, 2015
A telemarketer just called me and I responded by saying, "I am talking dog, isn't that fucking amazing?!?!?" It was fun. I like to have fun.
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) February 23, 2015
[Native Americans showing me their ways]
We use every part of the buffalo
EVEN THE POOP?
"Yep" says the one guy with an extremely smelly hat
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 23, 2015
Sorry I drank your waterbed
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 21, 2015
