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Does Cameron Diaz’s vagina hate men that much? Or is this just further proof that ARod will never be the same without steroids?
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I think it is safe to assume that most reporters who cover the Jets self-medicate through the use of alcohol.
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I mean, if this was a tournament, I bet a lot of women would be in the running for the title. Most of my sorority sisters would have earned a one-seed, no doubt.
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In other news, an AMBER alert just went out related to one Mr. Dick Trickle. Hide yo kids, hide yo wife.
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No means no, regardless of sexual preference. Even when you are being dominated by Stevie Wonder in a purple leotard.
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Trying to the get the crowd into it, the poor woman seen above needed an audience to reach orgasm.
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It would be even easier to make fun of him, if his last name was just "Ass."
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Seriously, is this the best we can do?
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There are only so many colon jokes that we can make. And it does not give me warm fuzzies that we now have the walking-talking-real-life Colon joke on the Yankees.
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It is not a matter if he is “ready;” Joakim Noah is still a virgin due to the unfortunate hair nest that he sports on his head.
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It was church league soccer, so like? No surprise here.
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Nike also says that at least 84 other women did that last year, too.
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The photo above was from 1998 and does not include the captain of this team; a scary looking fat woman in a beret, ominously holding a cigar.
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I just crossed my legs tighter. Go (too) big and go home. Quite literally.
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We support homosexual rights here at CDTF. And we especially love fabulous gay Indians, because they always have the coolest head dresses.
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Sometimes a headline perfectly captures a photograph, you know?
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Apparently, steroids are also a problem in the NHL.
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Title IX at its finest. It gives a whole new meaning to magna cum laude.
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Seriously, no one likes bush; it is not just a political thing. However, on a dare during high school, I did steal this awesome 80s porn from my friend’s parents – it was called “Between the Cheeks XXX” – and I would tell you what kind of images I saw, but I burned my eyes out with a lit cigarette. All I will tell you is that there were mohawks and sparkles involved.
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Well, if that pony-tailed man does not look like a molester of sorts, I am not sure who does. And I am sad for Schmeichel, both for his horrible last name and for being filled with Seaman.
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It always seemed obvious to me that the Saints like to get down and dirty.
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Um, I have nothing further to add.
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Beavers and dam go well together. Or, damn bitch, why you always be creeping on my condom?
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It is about damn time. Those bitches work hard for the money. So hard for it, honey.
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Whore recovers from syphilis, masturbates for $20.