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Donald Trump Reveals Hair Care Secrets

By Gerard @presurfer
Donald Trump Reveals Hair Care Secrets
I don't know if this is important news or not. It's good to know anyway, I think.
New York real estate mogul and potential presidential contender Donald Trump has revealed the secrets behind his famous and oft-mocked hairstyle. Trump told an interviewer of 'Rolling Stone' magazine:
OK, what I do is, wash it with Head & Shoulders. I don't dry it, though. I let it dry by itself. It takes about an hour. Then I read papers and things. I then comb my hair. Yes, I do use a comb. Do I comb it forward? No, I don't comb it forward.
I actually don't have a bad hairline. When you think about it, it's not bad. I mean, I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.
The Presurfer

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