There’s an American martial artist, film and television actor and action star named Carlos Ray who is also called Chuck Norris. There are so many peoples in the world who are die hard fan of Chuck Norris. The secret of Chuck Norris’s fame stems from his action roles such as Texas Ranger, and his special roundhouse kick. Chuck Norris will always be remembered for his special roles and he will always be legendary.
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ripped into pieces
If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
then God made Chuck Norris
God didn’t make all men equal, but Samuel Colt did… then God made Chuck Norris
Audrey Hepburn said that Nothing is Impossible.
Chuck Norris proved that Impossible in Nothing.
Chuck Norris went to the SuperBowl stadium and the stadium watched Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ocean and it caused the Tsunami.
Even Chuck Norris is only 90% accurate. He once fought with 100 lions and only 90 of them died because of his roundhouse kick… the remaining ten died of fear.
Chuck Norris can make Popeye hate spinach.
walk on water
Jesus can walk on water but chuck Norris can swim on land.
~Steve~
More to come. Only so much in a day.
