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Democrat Bumpersticker Car

By Eowyn @DrEowyn


Saw this car at the train station today. Blurred areas are to protect the identity of the owners. However, since they want us to know what they think, let’s take a look. ~ TD 

The Democrat Faithful

The Democrat Faithful


Go on, Democrats, admit it. If your car isn’t papered like this, there’s still a secret  part of you that would like it to be.

fishes

First, we have the “fish”. All are a slap at the Christian fish.

The top one says “SCIENCE”. When leftists use the word, “science,” they prefer to have the sound system set on reverb, to induce a proper sense of awe.

The second is, of course, “DARWIN.” (yawn)

The third is one I haven’t seen, called, “FSM,” or Flying Spagetti Monster. The associated website is a walking talking blasphemy, as attested to by the screen grab below.

FSM

The fourth is YODA. Hey, everyone likes Yoda! Not just the Dems.
And the fifth is TREK.

idoubtit_sticker

I Doubt It” is from a site called CSI.
About CSI
The mission of the Committee for Skeptical Inquiry is to promote scientific inquiry, critical investigation, and the use of reason in examining controversial and extraordinary claims. (to which I would add, “Physician, heal thyself.”)

NO SB 1070

NO SB 1070

NO SB 1070
This gem is in opposition to Arizona Governor Brewer’s attempt to protect legitimate citizens from the criminals flowing over the border from Mexico.

i-voted-for-obamaThey voted for Obama!
I would have thought?!

ignore_history“Those Who Ignore History?!!!”
The disconnect here is absolutely stunning! Truth is, those who ignore history are bound to look for the next FDR, and for more hand-outs!

public_optionTo the right we have a sticker supporting ObamaCare.

loveIn this case, Love Means Never Having To Say You’re Legal. (a liberal allusion to “Love Story”. My apologies to author, Erich Segal)

dem_undergroundThe Democratic Underground is a push group for Gay Marriage.

coexistThe obligatory COEXIST sticker. (They’ve never answered the question about the murderous nature of the letter, “C.”)

grab-a-mopGrab a Mop
I suggest you grab a shovel instead, because the BS is thick here.

“We understand exactly who and what got us into this mess. Now, we don’t mind cleaning it up… But don’t just stand there and say, ‘You’re not holding the mop right.’

“Instead of standing on the sidelines, why don’t you grab a mop? Help us clean up this mess and get America back on track!”

–President Barack Obama

honk_if_you_love_justice“HONK IF YOU LOVE JUSTICE”
Sure sure, “No Justice, No Peace.” (power to the poople)

clean_needlesAlways clean your needles before you share them.
Manners, everyone!

corps_not_peopNo dear, Corporations are indeed not the people.
(How is this not obvious?)

stand-w-deanWhile you’re reading, don’t forget to send money for Howard Dean’s mental health treatments.

believe-in-good

Believe In Good
It’s good they believe this. I believe it’s good to be good, too! Was that as good for you, as it was for me?

we-are-ninetynineFunny how much 99% of the people resemble the lunatic fringe!

revolution_am_1510And why would’t the loony left have their own radio station?

ed-markeyNo bumper would be complete without mentioning Massachusett’s own absentee senator, Ed Markey.

chief_spreading_bullOr Chief Spread Bull, Elizabeth Warren, the faux-Native American senator.

And let’s finish up with an atheistic epiphany:

cfi

Well children, I think we are all a bit richer for having listened to the advice of the owners of this remarkable papered car. And that’s how Massachusetts became the way it is today. ~TD 


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