by Ashley Lister
sell some UK assetshelp an oxbridge chumscrew the country's voterssoundly up the backsideline the bankers’ pocketsget Nick Clegg on his kneessanction fuel price hikesmake the old folk freeze
give away Royal Mailmake sure my friends get stockskeep employing Georgie Osbornekeep sucking Tory lollipops
help my friends dodge taxesdo my business chums a favouradvise the poor to buy jumpersblame it all on labour
beatify dear Maggielocate George Osborne's brainkill more old folk than Harold Shipmanscrew Nick Clegg again
destroy a once proud nationreside at number 10screw Cleggy for one final timeget voted in again
