NASA: Hubble Telescope Reveals Dark Side of Uranus Cratered by Meteorrhoids...That is All...
— Starch Linnen (@ScottLinnen) February 18, 2015
Melted chocolate on my forehead is too a form of Ash Wednesday if I worship Kit Kats, asshole.
— NotTHATSheila (@peb671) February 18, 2015
"Actually there's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" I say with my pants off at the zoo
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) February 18, 2015
Guy Washing Hands For Full 5 Seconds Like He’s Going Into Surgery http://t.co/NBwgsLRcaE pic.twitter.com/fzh7taIeuc
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 18, 2015
I gave up ages ago. Your move, Lent.
— MerGyver (@HoneyWooWoo) February 18, 2015
