Now you know that I love me some iPad.
After stalling until Version Number Two was finally delivered and uncrated in front of 100s of salivating geeks, all held at bay behind police barricades for the better part of a week, I caved and brought Baby iPad home from the Glass Staircase Nursery, and my Apple Family was finally complete. And now I don’t know how I ever got by without that glassy thing.
I carry it around with me everyday like..umm…like I don’t know…like it’s an iPad. Der.
It’s pretty. It’s shiny. And it does stuff. So I had to have it.
And I’m sure that more than once some bitter PC type has pointed me out to their equally bitter co-worker as they stared from their landlocked ethernet Hell…“Girrrl, pleez. There goes iPad Head. I swear that thing is attached.” Oh no, she didn’t just go there.
One. It’s not attached, thank you. Two. I wish.
That title goes to the real iPad Head Girl. Check it out.
Hearst Publishing is launching Cosmo for Guys soon, and is going viral to promote their latest publication. Crazy viral. The new testosterone flavored Cosmo is an iPad only magazine, cuz dudes don’t read paper Cosmos. That’s for girls. Hearst’s creative agency got with one of the teams who worked special effects on the MTV Movie Awards, and iPad Head Girl was born. Four iPads broadcast non stop video images, as well as give daring guys a chance to check out a few sample pages. iPad Head Girl really wants to be swiped. And now she is running wild through the streets of New York City.
She is wearing funky MTVish glasses inside the cube which broadcast the outside world, captured via the video feed inside her purse, so iPad Head Girl can see where she is going and not walk into a Microsoft Billboard or something. Awkward moment.
I think I really need one of these iPad Heads, if for no other reason than to shut up the Mean Girls.
Yeah. As a matter of fact it is attached. Don’t be hatin’.