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Daily Dose of Words of Wisdom

By Dailydoseofmusings @mythoughts4sure
Don't drink twice the legal alcohol limit!!!
If you are going to drink twice the legal alcohol limit, don't drive.
If you are going to drive after drinking twice the legal alcohol limit, don't keep doing it after your 2nd DUI ticket.
If you are on your 3rd DUI ticket for drinking twice the legal alcohol limit, it's probably easier to just pull over instead of slamming into several parked cars, destroying neighborhood yards, and fleeing from police officers before crashing into a tree.

It would make my day much easier too! But I realize that this is not about me... it's about your free complimentary ticket straight to jail!
Seriously?! What ever happened to good old-fashioned walking stumbling or crawling home?
Daily Dose of Words of Wisdom

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