Don't you hate giving people gifts? First, there's that apprehension as they fondle the paper. Then the forced grin as they give it a 'comedy' shake (not too hard, in case it's a diamond-encrusted tiara). And before long, the wrapping paper lies shredded on the carpet.
Introducing Crapping Paper - the wrapping paper that ruins the surprise! From books to socks to those really rubbish mini-deoderant sets you only buy people because they're a bit smelly. Say goodbye to awkward smiles and thankless platitudes forever. Plus, with the patent-pending Crapping Paper Generator you can make your own crapping paper.
(via b3ta)
