Craigslist Fun

I have come to the conclusion that my local Craigslist is 98% useless to me. Most things I wouldn't even want in my basement. Occasionally there is something nice for a million dollars.  I moslyt troll the listings hoping for that 2% jackpot. Usually the nicely priced, cool item is something that I do not need so I keep watching and waiting, giggling at the listings.

OK, its mean to laugh at someone that can't spell but there are legions of people that do not know how to spell "MIRROR".
I looked up the word "Antique" and and none of the synonyms were "Gross". I cropped out the enormous dog cage pressed against it.

This one cracks me up every time! Listings for a "sitting" chair, is there any other kind?
5 large? Really? The listing says that it was originally $10,000. I wish them the best of luck with that listing.
If the word "beautiful" is used in the description, I have to look. Its like a car accident. I know I should just keep moving but I look anyway. It is almost always an item that that I would choose a very different adjective to describe. Call me a snob but I can't help but wonder what this person would call ugly.
How is your Craigslist?