Just in case you missed the news, I’ve got an article on how to hire a sex professional in the new print edition of Reason, and I think y’all should show your support by picking one up! But if you have neither subscription nor newsstand handy, here it is online. A sample to get you started:
Despite being a common activity, buying sexual services can be intimidating. As with all black market transactions, there is an element of risk and uncertainty caused by prohibition. Maybe you’re considering buying sex but are unsure how to proceed. Or maybe you’ve done it in the past but are nervous in the current climate of aggressive “end demand” stings and “john shaming”—complete with names and pictures in the news. Either way, you’ve come to the right place: Hiring an escort is neither difficult nor dangerous as long as one exercises patience, diligence, and good manners.
Before starting, it’s a good idea to have in mind what you’re looking for. Is there a particular kind of person you’re interested in, such as someone with certain physical characteristics or a certain educational level? Do you have a particular interest—a kink or fetish, for example—that your regular partner is unwilling or unable to fulfill? Maybe you’ve fantasized about being with a transgender woman, a pair of bisexual temptresses, or a lady who can really wield a whip? Are you sexually bored and looking for someone to give you the kind of bed-busting experience you’ve seen in porn? Or perhaps you’re simply lonely and would like an interesting companion for the evening? As long as you live in or can travel to a city of at least moderate size, it’s extremely likely you’ll be able to find a sex worker online who fits the bill. But to do so, you’re going to need to do your research, and this is where the patience comes in. Even if you’re just looking for a decently attractive gal (or guy!) to give you a good time without drama, it’s still a good idea not to be in too much of a rush. Don’t jump on your computer at 11 p.m. and expect to have the perfect partner at your door by midnight. Hurrying things is a good way to be disappointed, if not robbed or arrested. Not to say there aren’t escort agencies who might be able to help you in a jiffy, or that behind every goofy emoji-laden ad lurks a cop or con artist. But if you put at least as much effort into choosing an escort as you would into picking a fine restaurant or a mechanic, you’ll maximize your chance of having a satisfying experience…
