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Cold Fries? Just NOT Right!!!

By Dailydoseofmusings @mythoughts4sure

It really grinds my gears when they, and I am referring to the fast food chains, give their customers cold fries!!!  So much for customer appreciation!
 The minute I put those limp, floppy cold fries in my mouth, I feel totally outraged. They taste like they have been cooked way ahead of time. It doesn't really take but a couple of minutes to fry them up. The least they can do is put them back in hot grease before serving them, that is without burning them.
The second worse thing is when I get those damp, clammy french fries. These ones taste more like wet cereal. Yuck!!! However, now going beneath the surface, I hate one thing even more... the meek folks who take the fries and do not complain at all. First of all, fries exist to nourish our bodies, and eating them while they’re soggy and cold is absolutely blasphemous in my opinion.
If you’re used to being pushed and bullied around, it’s a different story, but if you are normal, then you have the right to complain. It is your money in the end. It's just very simple, you just go up to the person that gave you the fries you payed for and either demand a refund or request an order of hot, crispy french fries.
Nothing is more unappetizing than a plate of cold, limp french fries.  Looking to the bright side, they’re still fries. They’re still better than raw potatoes I guess.

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