DEC 20TH 2012
Doomsday Calendar, My Arse. Chuck Norris Looked at it…it Stopped.
AUG 5TH 2012
You’ll never win the gold medal in fencing if you bring a knife to a Chuck Norris fight.
DEC 13TH 2012
In space, no one can hear you scream, unless Chuck Norris makes you scream.
OCT 14TH 2012
One small step for man, one giant push from Chuck Norris
FEB 18TH 2013
No meteors hit us this year – but Chuck Norris hit a few of them.
~Steve~ H/T Seth
