Check It! Vaca Time!

Hey all you bro's and broettes.
I'm headed out next week for a stellar vacation to kick it around my old stomping grounds (the Southwest). Going to do a 2300 mile round trip to reconnect with the natural beauty, the universe, the mothership and maybe even get in a gun fight. here's my itinerary:
Fly in to Phoenix, AZ (pick up rental car and head North)
Flagstaff, Az (Grand Canyon, Lowell Observatory, Buffalo Park, Mama Luisa's, Black Barts, etc...)
Winslow, Az (Meteor Crater)
Chambers, Az (Painted dessert, Petrified Forrest)
Chinle, Az (Canyon De Chelly)
Gallup, NM (train Yards)
Albuquerque, NM (Petroglyphs, Salinas missions, Lay a wreath on Walts grave, track down Jesse and beat his punk ***)
Roswell, NM (UFO Museum, ****...Crash down diner closed, get beamed up and rap with my ET bro's {they are hardcore Steelers fans in case you were wondering, beta sargon 5 rocks on with the Steelers})
Carlsbad, NM (Carlsbad Caverns, dodge the bat **** ("guanu, sounds so familiar") when the free tails take to the night)
Tombstone, AZ ( commune with the ghosts of badass cowboys from the past, OK Corral, Boot Hill)
Phoenix, Az (hang out with my seriously ****ed up, weird *** relatives)
Return home.
Gawd I can't wait, it is going to be epic! I may even share some pics with you all.
So who else is or has recently gone on an epic VACA!!!
Tell us.:beer: