Can You Win Our New Caption Contest?

This is the 48th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t FOTM’s Miss May, aka maziel):

You know the drill:

• The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
• FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
• Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Thursday, June 6, 2013.

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

“At the end of President For Life’s 4th term of office, welfare recipients developed a disease called Xtreme Sloth and devolved into a new species, homo obamus.“

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, go here!

~Eowyn