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"Burps the Chorus," Plus 4 More Great Tweets

Posted on the 24 March 2015 by Jennifervillamere
I just threw my toddler a football and he put it down and used it as a pillow so he's definitely my son.
— Hazel Goats (@hazelmotes1) March 19, 2015

*looks deep into your eyes* *burps the chorus to 'what a wonderful world'*
— MF FairyPrincessSmoo (@Smooheed) March 18, 2015

I am with you always. Wherever you go you possess me. In the bitter chill of a winter night or in the morning having a Vietnamese food poop.
— Natty Lumpo (@nattylumpo88) March 18, 2015

Cheerios are miniature butt holes that you can eat
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) March 16, 2015

�� On a dark dessert highway/ Cool whip in my hair ��
— Jory John (@joryjohn) March 12, 2015

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