Brotherly Love Haiku's

The lighting on this train been intermittent so I had to stop reading. Next, I wanted to stream from the train car, but the WiFi is not for streaming! So, here is a softer side to me. I'm not a poet in any way but thought that some of you might get a laugh out of these, relate, or even be offended. Enjoy. What are your thoughts?
Sawing on summers dayCalamity arisesBuzz, call nine one one
The last smoke at nightLighting up Earthly reeferComing into her
Aroma of fruitSmacking you right in the faceFiery thunder Awaits