Book Chat: If I Were a Book...

If I Were a Book... Description
This tag was created by KyraWolf289 and asks readers what they would want to be if they were a book. Ahhh to be a book...
1. What format would it be? A novel, collection of short stories or poems, a graphic novel? 

A novel. Probably written in the third person.
2. What would your genre be?

Epic Fantasy. There would be witches and wizards yessir.

3. How much would be fictional?

95%. 
4. Would your book be a short or lengthy period of your life?
It would be set over a short-ish period of time, but looked at in depth.

5. Would there be an antagonist? Who is your he-who-must-not-be-named?
There would be...I can't really name and shame them on here though :-P
6. What world would you live in? This could be an already established fictional world, the actual world or one you've made up!
I would live in the Four Corners of Civilisation from The Kingkiller Chronicles by Patrick Rothfuss or The Shire from Lord of the Rings. I want to live in a magical world that is separate from Earth.
7. What era would you live in? Past, present or Future?
Past. Not too sure when just...a bit olden days.
8. Would your book be e.g linear, cyclical, reverse chronology or anachronic?
It would be linear, but with lots of other little stories embedded into it.
9. What would be the main plot twist?
That I am a wizard. A wizard that has the power to attract all the cats in a 1 mile radius so I can pet many cats on the way to work. Yayyy.