Breaking News!
The U.S. Navy intercepted a boatload of people off the Texas coast today.
This placed the Navy in an awkward position as the boat was not heading to the USA, but towards Mexico and Central America.
Another surprise finding was the refugees are white Americans in their golden years.
They say they were trying to get to Central America or Southern Mexico as they wanted to return to the U.S. as illegal immigrants. Then they would be entitled to far more benefits than they were receiving as American senior citizens.
It is believed the Navy gave them food, water, fuel and assisted them on their journey.
We are booking the next boat out.
Let me know if you want to join us!
H/t FOTM’s swampygirl
UPDATE:
Some readers are taking this seriously. Folks, this is a JOKE!
~Eowyn
