Have you been to the Illuminations?
There's apparently some in WalsallThe Blackpool of the Midlands- houses falling apart
Is it fair to compare? Not at all.
But the world famous Wurlitzer organ
Have you heard one of those played beforeWe've a fine specimen, even Brucie has seen
Come and dance on the Tower's sprung floor.
You look like you might need a chuckle
Try the comedy carpet for sizeWe've no handprints of stars but there's jokes over ours
Guaranteed to bring joy to your lives
Whilst you're here, take a ride on the Big One
See the lions and tigers at' zooThere's so much to be done, we can promise you fun
With all this, you'll find something to do.
So I ask again, have you seen t'lumies
Stretching out from Starr Gate seven milesYou could drive, take a tram, spend some time with your gran
but just come, bring your money with you.
Thanks for reading,
S.
