
First and foremost, congratulations on Adam Scott’s victory. I hope it has at least sunk in that Mr. Scott won the title yesterday, not you. Don’t get me wrong, you helped, of course. I am not trying to insult the other ball and bag carriers out there; caddies play a vital and often understated role on the golf course. You are undoubtedly one of the more talented and experienced caddies out there, as your record speaks for itself. But was this really the “best week” of your life? Have you really “never had a bigger win” throughout your 33-year career? Other than trying to be an asshole, can you really defend those statements? You won 13 majors with Tiger Woods. Thirteen. While Mr. Scott finally claimed his first WGC-Bridgestone Invitational championship yesterday, you have previously won eight titles on the same course. Adam Scott played excellently and fully merits the recognition he is receiving today. But, dude, you kind of stole his thunder. And now your comments, rife with Tiger Woods’ drama, have poisoned his victory.

Listen, I cannot remember the last time that I defended Tiger Woods, the Prince of Porn Stars and Horndoggery.But no one would know your name without him, Stevie.So let’s give credit where credit is due.You can be bitter about the way that Tiger treated you.You can be exuberant that Adam Scott kicked his ass yesterday.But don’t let one win cloud the memory of 145 previous victories.It makes you look like nothing more than an ungrateful bastard.
