Last week I saw this question linked on Twitter, and I was rather dissatisfied with the answer the advice columnist gave. So even though it wasn’t directed at me, I am going to answer it in case any of my readers is ever in a similar situation.
My husband wanted to try anal…I let myself be talked into trying. I hated it. We tried again. I hated it. We tried with toys of slowly increasing sizes. I hated it…We try it now every few months at most…and I inevitably cry during and after…I want to never ever do this again or even hear him ask about it, suggest it, or joke about it. He keeps saying he doesn’t want it to hurt, but thinks it’s fair for him to keep wanting it and keep asking for it…thinking of my husband as the man who sometimes pesters me to go through this kind of pain on his behalf has done a lot of damage to my enjoyment of sex and intimacy in general. He says he needs some variety. An open arrangement is not on the table. Is one of us being unfair? Are both of us?…
First of all, I really hate the word “fair”, and this is a perfect example of why. Reality is reality, and it doesn’t change just because one person (in this case your husband) is unhappy with the results. It isn’t “fair” to my friends that I get to claim the front seat in every car ride where I’m not driving, but because of my severe vertigo it’s necessary unless somebody wants to clean up vomit and listen to me crying like a little girl. It doesn’t matter whether your aversion to anal is physical, emotional or something else; the fact is that it exists, and that’s that. You clearly want to make your husband happy, but you’ve made the effort many times with the same result, and he needs to accept that; now it’s his turn to make you happy by giving up this butt obsession before it utterly destroys your sex life and possibly your relationship. You say you don’t want an open relationship, and given his inability to respect boundaries I think that’s wise; however, please recognize that if he’s as obsessed by this as it seems, he may go behind your back anyway, and if that happens you will need to decide if you’re willing to continue trusting him. In any case, stop trying to do something that distresses you so; set a firm boundary and tell him you are done even talking about it.
For the husband: Dude, WTF? I understand you’ve got a fetish for anal, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But there’s plenty wrong with your insistence on repeatedly violating your wife’s consent. It was fine for you to ask her once, and even to wheedle her a bit if she was reluctant. But to continue insisting, begging, haranguing or whatever else you’ve been doing to get her to try something she obviously hates over and over and over is sadistic, and I don’t mean that in a good way. You are harming both her and your relationship, and for what? If you absolutely must experience this, do what ethical men have done since time immemorial and go hire a sex worker who is open to this activity. Do not try to pick up some amateur in a bar, or go on some dumb dating site, unless you actually want to destroy your marriage; find a discreet professional who offers this service and see her as needed. Do not just pick an escort at random and assume Greek is on the menu, because not everyone offers it (and the ones who do may not offer it to everyone, or not on the first date, or some other stipulation) and it requires special preparation (which, judging by your wife’s letter, you seem not to comprehend). And if you do go that route, please be discreet yourself; it’s OK to get your needs met, but it’s not OK to hurt your wife because you’re too damned selfish to think with the big head.
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