by Ashley Lister
I'm typing this direct into blogger. I'm really short on time this week having bitten off more than I can chew (or promised to write more than I can physically write). Instead of blogging properly, assume I'm overdosing on mince pies and turkey sandwiches.
Or imagine I'm the comedy genius who wrote the genius tweet you see below.
Hopefully I'll have more next week but there's little I can say about the season of capitalism without coming across as irreligious, grumpy or plain mean-spirited. I do hope you're all enjoying the festivities and if you really get pleasure from seeing pure delight splashed across the face of young children at this time of year, perhaps your name ought to be on a register ;-)
