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Beau Coop

By Gerard @presurfer
Beau Coop
Dawn breaks. The hens descend from their bespoke Versailles-inspired Le Petit Trianon house to their playground below for a morning wing stretch. This custom-made multilevel dwelling features a nesting area, a 'living room' for nighttime roosting, a broody room, a library filled with chicken and gardening books for visitors of the human kind, and, of course, an elegant chandelier.
The buyer of this hen house will receive an initial farm consultation and grounds survey and two additional onsite visits from Heritage Hen Farm expert, Svetlana Simon. Simon will select three to ten heritage-breed hens carefully selected to suit your region. Package also includes two Heritage Hen Farm pasture grazing trays, waterer, feeder, and chandelier. All other props and furnishings not included. Please allow 6 weeks for delivery. Price $100,000.
(via Nag on the Lake)

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