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Are You Comfortable Talking About The Number Two?

By Pinkwhen @pinkwhen
That's a silly question, right?  I mean, if we are talking about the number 2, I can talk about that ALL day long.  Two plus Two is four, and it takes Two to tango, and we are like Two peas in a pod, and Two squirrels can gather more nuts than one, and Two is always better that one, at least when eating ice cream cones....covered in chocolate. 
But that's not the number TWO I am talking about.  Follow me? I am talking about the "Do you need to go Number One or Number Two?" TWO.  That Two.  The one that when I am asking one of the four kids when we are on a road trip and they say "I have to go Number TWO." That Two. The dreaded Two.  It's the number Two you hate.  Actually, we won't be talking about the number TWO here...but we will be talking about some Bums.   Maybe I should have titled this "Are you comfortable talking about your backside?" It's all part of being kind to your behind. 
Seriously, I am SOOOO excited to tell you I have been chosen as one of the bloggers to be a campaign ambassador for Cottonelle.  Yes, we will all be CRAZY FAMOUS after this campaign.  It's called the "Be Kind To Your Behind" campaign and it is ALL about Bums.  
Check out this great video below from Cherry Healey explaining just what we are talking about here:
Don't you LOVE her accent?  I can't figure out what I like more, the accent, the cool hair, or the fact that I get to talk about Bums!  There are a lot of Bums running around in this house, so stay tuned for some interesting reads!  *This is a sponsored post on behalf of Cottonelle, however all opinions are my own.  I also may be talking about Bums on other social media, so if you want to keep up, make sure you are following me below:

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