As we all know, the new Apple company--you know, the one without Steve Jobs--had yet another product release this last week.
Yes, they did.
And whoop-ti-freaking-do.
Apple unveils two new iPhones -- the 5S and 5C
One's a cheaper model and the other offers colors.
Zounds.
Forgive me if I'm neither impressed nor dissuaded from thinking that unless things change at that company, they're going down.
Not even a bigger screen.
Seriously, Mr. Cook?
That's all y'all can come up with?
