DENIM VEST F21 / SKIRT ZARA / TATTOO LEGGINGS Mexyshop / SNEAKERS Army&Navy / BACKPACK Value Village / FAUXTAIL Mexyshop
Photos taken by Nancy Jiang; edited by yours truly.
Someone asks me if they are real tattoos. I say it'd be the craziest tattoo ever, inking 2 eyes beneath your knees. "I've seen crazier things in my lifetime," says old creepy man in front of my building. "Hey, have you checked out the Farmer's Market down a few blocks that way? You can get some good food there."
"Oh, thanks, I'll check that out..." I say, looking over at Nancy, trying to suppress my laughter. I've got nothing against Farmer's Markets. Actually was planning to check it out for real but ended up Extreme Thrifting with Nancy while waiting for her bus (which we missed, twice). Then I hopped onto a different bus and went to Oakridge Mall to facetrade with this girl.
Facetrading is like picking stuff up from people on Craigslist, except the sellers are 12 year old Chinese girls, and the stuff you're buying is usually, almost always, clothing (whether it be secondhand or new).
Anyway, the facetrader was half an hour late.
So this story was very anticlimactic.
What Not To Do When Writing A Story by Mimi.
Check out my mini thrift haul below (resulting from this Anti-Adventure):
