Another Life's Lesson Learned The Hard Way

If you don't have a license, don't drive.  If you are going to drive without a license, don't steal a truck because you don't have a vehicle.
If you are going to drive a stolen truck without a license, don't drive drunk.
If you are going to drive a stolen truck drunk without a license, don't flash your vehicle lights at an on-coming police cruiser and then run.
If you are going to flash your truck lights at a cop after driving a stolen truck drunk without a license, beware of deep ditches along the Trans Canada Highway that may stop your high speed car chase.
All in a day's work.