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Actors Ted Danson, Timothy Dalton & Frank Langella Boinked This

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

Whoopi Goldberg at 2016 Oscars

Above: Whoopi Goldberg, who gave herself the stage name of Whoopi after the whoopee cushion because of her flatulence, at the 88th Annual Oscars Award, Feb. 28, 2016.

Below are the three actors and the years of their respective affairs with Fart Goldberg:

Whoopi, Dalton, Danson, Langella

Truly, love is blind, or rather, liberalism really is a mental illness.

See also:

  • Whoopi Goldberg, the woman who named herself after farting, says Christians are just as dangerous as Muslims
  • Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar call Carly Fiorina ugly

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