Ok, thees is some freakin bullsheet, I'm telling you. First, I never got my 72 virgins. What the hell? And now you go and keel Osama? What did he ever do to you? Oh wait, my bad. But I'm steel reelly peesed off right now!
The only way you will survive my wrath is to go Follow this infidel's blog. Yes, right over there, to the right. Click on the leetle button that says "Follow."
Do it now, or I keel you!
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