Thanks to the FBI (I never thought I would write those words) and the Swiss police, the task of exposing the cynical corruption and greed that is rife within FIFA is already underway. Warrants have been issued, some arrests have been made and no one in the organisation that runs world football should rest easy at night or feel that they are beyond the law. I hope the investigation will be extensive and rigorous and I hope that FIFA will not be entrusted with putting its own discredited house in order. World governments need to align on this issue and invoke the offices of the UN and the International Courts to enforce changes in the constitution, governance and accountability of FIFA and we, the people (and football fans of every hue), need to hold our governments to that task.
I am very pleased that FIFA president Sepp Blatter has stepped down days after he was re-elected. I like the aphorism that states: You don't sweep a staircase clean by starting at the bottom. As head of that self-evidently corrupt organisation, Blatter needed to take responsibility for allowing such immorality in the ranks - a clear sending off offense. It remains to be seen whether he is implicated in anything illegal in addition.
My poem this week is an attempt to open a window into the psyche of Sepp Blatter. I've written it as an affectionate pastiche of T S Eliot's 'The Love Song Of J. Alfred Prufrock' (from Prufrock and Other Observations, published 1917). You don't have to be familiar with the original to enjoy my Blattering of Eliot's poem, but I think it will resonate more if you are...
The Attenuated Love Song of J. ‘Sepp’ Blatter Senza tema d’infamia… Let us go then, you and I, Leave this half-completed stadium Spread out against the sky, To purr in limousines Down dusty half-deserted streets, The muttering retreats Of poor exploited workers from Natal, Arriving in a sweep Before a luxury five-star hotel With air-con and an ocean view. Our insidious intent? Oh, do not ask “What’s in it for us?” Let us go and make our visit. In the penthouse, women come and go Offering fellatio. Now is the time to wonder “Do I dare?” Time to turn back, With famous bald spot in the middle of my hair, My necktie rich and modest, Conscience clear. But no. Here’s no great matter. I am J. ‘Sepp’ Blatter, Meticulous, urbane, Shaper and broker of a global game.
I have measured out my life in world cups.
I am peerless and immune from blame. This is my universe. I have the vision. I have the right to officiate And I have the right to recreate. Do not disturb! Negotiate my fee discreetly And satisfaction will be guaranteed, A cast-iron decision immune from revision. Then there will be time For all the works and pay-days, Time for you and time for me. This and so much more - Wealth and power and glory for us all. Behind the scenes, detectives come and go Compiling their portfolio. I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker. I believe my minions start to bicker, I know the voices lying with a dying fall In the sunsets and the dooryards; I have heard reporters snicker And I’ve bitten off the matter with a smile. However, when I am penned and wriggling In the hall of justice Then how should I begin To defend my days and ways? Rebut those who presume to accuse? Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse, Should I have the strength to ride the crisis? And will it have been worth it, after all, To have squeezed the universe into a football, To be brought in upon a silver platter To be auctioned to the highest bidder? I am J. ‘Sepp’ Blatter. I grow old. I shall wear the bottoms of my prison trousers rolled. I may hear the klaxons and the vuvuzelas singing Each to each in the favelas And the football anthems ringing out of reach But I do not think that they will sing for me. Thanks very much for reading. I'd encourage you to check out Eliot's original. It's a brilliant poem and you'll find it in most collections of his best writings.
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