‘Tis almost the night before Christmas and the old Pansies have decamped to the Smoke for a leg of turkey, lots of stuffing and absolutely no sprouts. Meanwhile, I leave you with a random selection of favorite Yuletide quotes.
There ain’t no Sanity Clause!
Chico Marx
Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
Bart Simpson
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, DC. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
Joan Rivers
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
A good conscience is a continual Christmas.
Benjamin Franklin
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
Stephen Fry
Wherever you are and whatever you believe, Liam and I wish you a hopeful Christmas.
