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A Golfing Story – My Wife Won’t Like It

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

 My Wife Won’t Like It!


One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy


Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
Are you okay, what’s your name?”

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“It’s Jack, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied.

“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa over here, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.

“Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”

After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host: “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife
is going to be really upset.”

“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile: “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart!” I said.

~Steve~                      H/T  Hujonwi

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