My Wife Won’t Like It!
One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy
Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out:
Are you okay, what’s your name?”
“It’s Jack, and I’m okay, thanks,” I replied.
“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa over here, rest a while and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on,” Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive . . . I was weak.
“Well okay,” I finally agreed, and added, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host: “I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife
is going to be really upset.”“Don’t be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile: “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart!” I said.~Steve~ H/T Hujonwi
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