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9 Conundrums About Amerika

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

shaking_headThe definition of the word “conundrum” is something that is puzzling or
confusing.

Here are nine conundrums of the disUnited Socialist States of Amerika:

1. America is capitalist and greedy — yet half of the population is subsidized.

2. Half of the population is subsidized — yet they think they are victims.

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3. They think they are victims — yet their representatives run the government.

4. Their representatives run the government — yet the poor keep getting poorer.

5. The poor keep getting poorer — yet they have things that people in
other countries only dream about.

6. They have things that people in other countries only dream about –
yet they want America to be more like those other countries.

7. We are advised to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few
lunatics, but we are encouraged to judge ALL gun owners by the actions
of a few lunatics. Funny how that works.

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8. We constantly hear about how Social Security is going to run
out of money. How come we never hear about welfare or food stamps
running out of money? What’s interesting is the first group worked
for their money, but the second didn’t.

and last but not least . . .

9. We are cutting benefits for our veterans, no pay raises for our
military and cutting our army to a level lower than before WWII, but
we are not stopping the payments or benefits to illegal aliens.

I’m sure you can think of more conundrums. Just add to the above list in a comment!

H/t FOTM’s Wild Bill Alaska

~Eowyn


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