13 Reasons We Shouldn’t Be Afraid Of Zombies

It’s time to un-scary the undead. A rotted, slow-walking body is the opposite of horrifying. 

1. They like befriending mythological creatures:

 

2. Most of them just nap:

 

3. Some have fallen and can’t get up:

 

4. They’re terrible at opening gates:

 

  5. They spend most of their time wandering in fields (no one ever goes there):

 

6. They’re covered in dirt because they like gardening:

7. Most of them are really into pilates:

 

8. Some like making the occasional rhyme:

 

9. A few just grab at things that aren’t there:

 

10. Or do nothing but wave:

 

11. Seriously! They love waving, especially after they rise from the ground:

 

 

 12. And lots of them believe in love:

 

13. They care about us!