Desiree68

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LATEST ARTICLES ( 60 )

Your Life Will Surely Change

Guess the hermit. I'll give you a hint, it's not the cat. My head's bin bizzy. Juggling the days, studying circus mind-tricks, brushing up on my poor Italian... Read more
Posted on 15 May 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Das Experiment

Don't bother buying new clothes. Just dye your hair. It's like getting a fresh wardrobe full of new gear. Boom!! Not enough eye poppin' colour for you? Read more
Posted on 07 May 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Remember What I Said About Pink?

Well, I kind of dyed my hair a shade of flaming hot fuchsia today. Johnny Cash earrings - custom made by Create Beautiful Beads 1980s sequinned top, purple... Read more
Posted on 02 May 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I'm Everywhere I've Ever Been

It's Saturday night and hey, I'm not going to lie to you. I'm staying in. My body is home but my feet are dancing. Beads and feathers are flying around the room... Read more
Posted on 27 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Don't Say Cheese

Most of us keep our passport photos under lock and key and will only produce them on pain of death. Of course we blow the dust off them when it's time to travel... Read more
Posted on 26 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Offenders Will Be Towed Away

I popped my cherry last night. It was the first time I'd set up a tripod and taken photos of myself in public. I usually have The Stylist to do the honours... Read more
Posted on 24 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Show Us Ya Pink Bits

I can't pinpoint the moment when pink no longer made my heart go pitter-patter. It may have been the first time I watched open-mouthed, like a stunned mullet,... Read more
Posted on 19 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Maybe a Trip to the Outback Will Help With This Little Phase I'm Going Through

It must have been about 17 years ago I watched a certain movie with a pair of wowsers (party poopers) who were shocked and stunned at what they saw. What a sham... Read more
Posted on 12 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I Was Dreaming When I Wrote This

Forgive me if it goes astray. Sky was all purple, there were people running everywhere ... Tryin' to run from the destruction You know I didn't even care. Read more
Posted on 07 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Bending the Rules

When The Phoenix promised to wear a gourd after spotting me in my bullet bra again yesterday, it was a done deal. I laughed maniacally as usual and popped on a... Read more
Posted on 05 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I Must Admit I Do Like a Large One

In fact, I like them obnoxiously huge. Colossal. Monstrous. Gargantuan. Humongous. Monumental. This is officially the biggest floral headband I have ever made. Read more
Posted on 02 April 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
I'm Big in Russia

Just ten minutes before the photographer was due to arrive, it came to my attention I wasn't actually supposed to be having an afternoon kip in the niff. Read more
Posted on 31 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Jesus' Mum Digs Vintage Nighties

I had very little warning I would be Jesus' mama last night. No daubing of his bloody brow or teeth-gnashing would be required. Read more
Posted on 28 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
They Run For Fun in the Hot, Hot Sun

Wha'? Wha'? Wha' happened? Summer came back. OK fine then. I'll just strip back to my undies again. On Saturday I slipped on my massive cotton bloomers to take... Read more
Posted on 25 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
More! I Need More!

Do you surprise yourself? I know we're constantly amused, shocked or outraged by the actions of others, but do you enjoy giving yourself a bit of a fright? I di... Read more
Posted on 23 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Resistance is Useless

It's war. War against bland. Autumn is squeezing the heat out of summer and here begins the Battle Against Boring. Private Perfect, First Brigade Awesome... Read more
Posted on 22 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Modesty is a Virtue

I have no idea why, but I think I cleared the doctor's surgery this morning. The clinicians should thank me for scoring them an early tea break for today's... Read more
Posted on 19 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
What Would Joyce Do?

There are rumours of a secret society out there. It has no name, no official members, but when disciples discover one another, they are known to create a kind o... Read more
Posted on 14 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Are You Normal?

Would you feel comfortable dressed like this in public? I do. But I'd need some shoes. Where do I belong? Anywhere. Where do you belong? Read more
Posted on 09 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE
Green and Purple Disco Monster

I do love a jolly nice jumpsuit, don't you? Vixcita sent me this early 80s disco queen little number and it's been in my It-Needs-Some-Tweaking Basket for a... Read more
Posted on 05 March 2013 FASHION, LIFESTYLE