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How Very Grand!

By Desiree68 @pullyoursocksup
As a highly fashionable, in-demand, stylish, social butterfly, my diary is rammed with appointments, invitations and A-list events where I score tons of free shit.
I often forget to tend to things boring people do like wash my hair, trim my pubes, pluck my brows and turn on the dishwasher.
So yesterday when The Stylist and I decided we needed to make a show of being super-ordinary and do something other than homework, colouring-in and ignoring the dirty washing pile, we dropped everything and went to see The Grand Budapest Hotel.
We couldn't make it to the premiere opening because I was soaking my bras that night so better late than never eh?
How Very Grand!I had about two inches of regrowth to blitz on Friday night so thought I'd may as well put a few drops of pink hair dye in the conditioner.
I have a very short attention span and a bit of old-lady-memory-loss, which is an interesting combination - I often get quite a fright in the morning as I stumble to the loo after a night spent with the dye bottle.
Beats a hangover.
How Very Grand!Ain't she cute?  And looking grown up? Eeeeek!
How Very Grand!Wool beret - Etsy1920s men's tailcoat - eBayRed Nose Day tshirt and "Perfect" badge - gifts from fabulous Tralala!"FREEK" necklace - custom made by Bones Couture1980s earrings and 1950s ostrich-skin bag - second handGreen necklace - marketLeggings - Black MilkBoots - retailHow Very Grand!Oh and the hair?  I mixed about a teaspoon of Manic Panic's Hot Hot Pink with a cup of conditioner and left it in for about 40 minutes.
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!I made the biggest roast pork in history with impressive crackling like leather straps and burnt my hand on the oven.  Worth it.
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!I wanted to look like a lobby boy and I think I could have pulled it off if it wasn't for the handbag.  
How Very Grand!In other news, I finished off a dress for The Stylist.
Now we can be matching
The fabric is a cotton sheet and the pattern (dated 1974) - both from op shops.
It's a bit wide in the bodice and shoulders, but it's my first go in making something for the wee lassie in a while.
I wanted the dress to be big enough to wear in a couple of years if she wants, even if she ends up spray painting, studding or shredding it in ironic teen defiance.
I think the puffy sleeves are damn impressive.
I do love a puffy sleeve don't you?
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!
How Very Grand!Oh and this is the pattern (also dated 1974) I used to make these two frocks.
Clearly it was a very stylish year.

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