Christopher De Voss
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Long Awkward Pause
http://longawkwardpause.wordpress.com/
8 Voices, 1 Topic...a humor mag of sorts
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Christopher De Voss
http://chrisdevoss.wordpress.com/
Life, Humor, and Zombies
LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )
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5 Fun Ways to Get Banned from Holiday Photo Card Mailing Lists
Congratulations on making it through another holiday season without taking a straight razor to your wrists!By now, you’re probably feeling plucky enough to... Read more
Posted on 03 February 2014 HUMOR -
Super Bowl Prop Bets For 2014
credit: nypost.comWhat is a prop bet you ask?Well, since you read the question above that asked you to ask me…I will tell you. Read more
Posted on 02 February 2014 HUMOR -
The Saturday Six: Funny Text Messages
Good morning, sleepy-faces! Here’s a funny Saturday Six for ya. Now go grab yourself a coffee.1.) I Don’t Believe You 2.) Sticks and Stones May Break My... Read more
Posted on 01 February 2014 HUMOR -
The 12 Most Commonly Misinterpreted Road Signs
Road Signs can be tricky when passing at a high rate of speed. Coffee and cell phone distractions don’t help either. Here’s a handy guide to help avoid any... Read more
Posted on 31 January 2014 HUMOR -
Facebook Stalking 101
Of all the things you lose in a breakup, access to your ex’s facebook may be the worst. If ever there were a reason to “stay friends” this is it.12:42PM - He... Read more
Posted on 29 January 2014 HUMOR -
Madonna Marries Herself at the 2014 Grammy Awards
Award Shows seem to always have at least one big-controversy moment during the ceremonies, which in turn gets everyone talking: the YouTubers…and the... Read more
Posted on 28 January 2014 HUMOR -
Christmas In January?
I lapped up my bowl of Frosted Flakes, my eyes remaining fixated on the debatably-racist cartoon rooster promenading across the television screen. Read more
Posted on 27 January 2014 HUMOR -
Saturday Six @ Six Pt 2: Bad Ad Placement
—–More Places To Find Long Awkward Pause:Would you like to see a topic discussed on L.A.P? Then follow this link HERE.Facebook: Long Awkward... Read more
Posted on 25 January 2014 HUMOR -
Celebrity Rehab: Ke$ha Takes a Bite out of Therapy
Everything that glitters is not gold. Sometimes it’s Rembrandt tooth whitener.Kesha Rose Sebert, known on stage and around the music world as Ke$ha, is now in... Read more
Posted on 24 January 2014 HUMOR -
Reasons Even a Straight Man Can Benefit from Watching The Bachelor
Ned Hickson is a syndicated columnist with News Media Corporation. His first book, Humor at the Speed of Life, is available from Port Hole Publications,... Read more
Posted on 22 January 2014 HUMOR -
Hoppin John
Yuck“Here, Eat this” My friend Cammy said. She had made some pork, collard greens and some crazy looking beans and rice stuff.I am not going to lie to y’all... Read more
Posted on 20 January 2014 HUMOR -
Saturday Six @ Six Pt 1: Craigslist Ads
Posted on 18 January 2014 HUMOR -
Get Gaming, Get Happy!
Listen up you bucket load of greasy chimps! In these here online digital pages I have been working my shiny butt off to get you to get happy. Read more
Posted on 17 January 2014 HUMOR -
My Interview With A Gross Stunt Taste Testor
Reblogged from Long Awkward Pause: Ed Ames unlocks the studio door for me, as I enter the dimly lit corridor. "Shhhh!" he says. "Remember, we are not suppose... Read more
Posted on 13 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
My Interview With A Gross Stunt Taste Testor
Ed Ames unlocks the studio door for me, as I enter the dimly lit corridor.“Shhhh!” he says. ”Remember, we are not suppose to be here.”“I know,” I mouth back.I... Read more
Posted on 13 January 2014 HEALTH, HUMOR -
Thoroughly Modern Messiah
Step aside first century. The New Testament may soon be referred to as The Old New Testament. That’s because one the most widely distributed books in the world... Read more
Posted on 10 January 2014 HUMOR -
Everyone Has An Amazon Best Seller But Me
When you immerse yourself into this WordPress cult, er..culture, suddenly every one you know has an Amazon Best Seller book to their credit. I don’t have an... Read more
Posted on 10 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
Over The Line Show #1 Issue #3 – 2013 A Year In Review
Long Awkward PauseCast Presents:Welcome to the first show!Jack and Joe take on and discuss TV/Movies/Music/Sports/Politics and other nonsense in recapping of th... Read more
Posted on 08 January 2014 HUMOR -
Grandma De Voss Finds Some Old Movie Posters
Grandma De Voss was up in her attic again, cleaning. The last time she sent me some books. This time she found some old movie posters from the around the... Read more
Posted on 06 January 2014 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
Lady Gaga Featured on the Cover of Vanity Fair
“Ms. Gaga, you have a phone call from somebody by the name of Somalia.”One year ago today, the infamous beef-humping Lady Gaga was featured on the cover of... Read more
Posted on 06 January 2014 HUMOR