Christopher De Voss
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Long Awkward Pause
http://longawkwardpause.wordpress.com/
8 Voices, 1 Topic...a humor mag of sorts
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Christopher De Voss
http://chrisdevoss.wordpress.com/
Life, Humor, and Zombies
LATEST ARTICLES ( 575 )
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A Seven Year Old Writes My Blog Today
Me: What should I write about? Seven Year Old: NOTHING!…The Night Before Christmas!….Duffy!…I DON’T KNOW! I’m out! Wait! Watch me jump rope! *grabs jump rope an... Read more
Posted on 02 December 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
A Christmas Story: Revenge of the Bumpus Hounds
This year celebrates 30 years of the former cult, now classic, holiday movie — A Christmas Story. This is a movie that’s on everyone’s must-watch list for the... Read more
Posted on 02 December 2013 HUMOR -
So Anyway: If Eskimos Have Fifty Words For Snow
A sigh is just a sigh, or so the song says.I beg to differ.Pukak? Maybe. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)A few nights ago, someone asked me if a pizza I was eating... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2013 HUMOR -
The Story of the First Black Friday
Many, many years ago the Pilgrims sailed across the ocean surviving cramped conditions, disease, and weather. After almost turning around twice since Google map... Read more
Posted on 29 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
Thanksgiving 2013
From our family here at Long Awkward Pause, to your family where ever they may be:Happy Turkey Day!I’ve just been told that by saying Happy Turkey Day, instead... Read more
Posted on 28 November 2013 HUMOR -
Ask the Staff; A Question for Chowderhead
*****Occasionally we will get probing questions from our readers for the staff to answer.Occasionally we don’t.This could or could not be one of those... Read more
Posted on 27 November 2013 HUMOR -
The Hand Turkey Jive
Who decided that this: Would make a good representation of this: Even if you did this to it: It still doesn’t look like this: It’s as if you would have to... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
Adult Baby Nation: Another Thanksgiving Without a Gravy Trough
Another Thanksgiving is here and once again my mom has put the kibosh on my gravy trough proposal. Six years have passed since I incepted this bolt of... Read more
Posted on 25 November 2013 HUMOR -
On A Side Note: With Author Rodney Lacroix
Reblogged from Long Awkward Pause: This was supposed to be an interview with author and humorist Rodney Lacroix, but since the man decided to release a book* an... Read more
Posted on 22 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
On A Side Note: With Author Rodney Lacroix
This was supposed to be an interview with author and humorist Rodney Lacroix, but since the man decided to release a book* and get married in the same week, I... Read more
Posted on 22 November 2013 HUMOR -
Guest Post: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Contribute to Thanksgiving
Please welcome this month’s Guest Poster Katie from Sass Balderdash. Things to know: She’s from Chicago, she’s funny, she likes cheesecake, and her house is... Read more
Posted on 20 November 2013 HUMOR -
Put It In Your Mouth: Crap ‘n Cheese
For those of you who have taken the time to follow some of my adventures over on my personal blog, I would first like to thank you, then apologize. I’m Bat... Read more
Posted on 19 November 2013 HUMOR -
The Do-Over Fund
There should be a time in everyone’s life that you get a do-over, especially if you have totally messed up your fiances…but not on purpose, mind you… I really... Read more
Posted on 18 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
ZSC Recipe Challenge
The Zombie Survival Crew was looking to put together a recipe book. Below is the actual blurb from the web site: The ZSC is looking for original survivalist... Read more
Posted on 15 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
Bananas: Yesterday, Today and Forever
Now listen here all you dudes and dudettes and get with the program: the program of how to stay healthy, live well and have your mind opened by the glories upon... Read more
Posted on 15 November 2013 HUMOR -
Ode To My 64 Box Of Crayons
Oh there is Maroon, Antique Brass, Plum, And Aquamarnie, Asparagus, Yellow, And Atomic Tangerine, Who can’t live without Beaver, Bittersweet, Black, And Blizzar... Read more
Posted on 11 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR -
On This Day in Pop Culture History: Kiss’ Album ‘Destroyer’ Goes Platinum
Nov 11, 2013Photo of the female quartet taken during Doctor Love tour.Photo: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/On this day in Pop Culture History, KISS - the... Read more
Posted on 11 November 2013 HUMOR -
Dude Goes Undercover To Gay Bar, Maintains ‘I’m Not Gay, Though!’
San Diego, CA – USIn the Spring issue of Dudes and Bros, the nation’s leading (and only) magazine geared toward binge drinking, sports-loving,... Read more
Posted on 08 November 2013 HUMOR -
Some Quick Tooting Of Our Own Horn
Just some quick congratulations:Long Awkward Pause, Chowderhead, and BrainRants are all on the featured humor section on WordPress! Read more
Posted on 07 November 2013 HUMOR -
My Simplistic Review Of How to Blog for Profit by Ruth Soukup
I subscribe to BookBub, and what BookBub does is send you emails when there are discounted ebooks on Amazon. You can set up the categories you’re interested in... Read more
Posted on 07 November 2013 ENTERTAINMENT, HUMOR