Seriously.
It’s enough to send you face down into a Mud Bog.
Honey Boo Boo Child is revving up her 4-wheeler and there’s no where to hide, people. No where at all.
Call it the best thing to happen to Reality TV evah, or call it the end of civilization as we know it. It’s your call.
But either way…she’s back.
Whether it’s online at home, or in line at Walmart, it seems as though everyone has an opinion on Alana Thompson and her Mom, June Shannon.
After capturing the country’s attention with her sassy attitude, and nearly shifting the earth’s rotation with those warp speed Go-Go Juice infused floor spins, the undisputed Toddlers & Tiaras breakout star is finally ready for another closeup.
And this time, she’s bringing her whole family along for the ride.
Seems that Casa de Boo Boo is filled with a lot more than just industrial-sized cardboard cases of toilet paper and Brawny towels. It’s also well stocked with quirky siblings and a Dad with a penchant for belly slapping and the kind of laugh that usually ends with someone spitting their teeth out.
We’ll meet sisters Jessica (“Chubbs”), Lauryn (“Pumpkin”) and Anna (“Chickadee”) as well as get reintroduced to Alana’s scruffy faced Dad “Sugar Bear.”
The last time we saw Sugar Bear, he was taking a pretty good toilet paper roll blow to the head so it will be interesting to see if he suffered any long term effects from the Coupon Queen’s artillery.
Though the family has (…allegedly…) sworn off the potent Mountain Dew & Red Bull cocktail, it looks as though Alana is still just as wired for sound as she was the first time she splattered all over our television screens. We’ll see her 4-wheeling, mud flopping, armpit tooting and participating in all those activities that make the Redneck Lifestyle so endearing.
Despite the fact that they all have their own teeth, Sugar Bear insists that…yes…they are still Rednecks, much to the chagrin of at least one sister.
Oh. And Anna is a 17 year old expectant Mom-To-Be.
Yup. I think there’ll be enough to make you holla when Alana hits the airwaves again.
Holla. Scream. Whatever.
TLC’s latest spin-off show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo is premiering on August 8, and…hell yeah…my DVR is set.
