Open Post: Hosted By Selena Gomez’s Lips Warbling Out Her Latest Single

Posted on the 13 July 2017 by Sumithardia

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When most people think of fetishes, they think of (look away, Mom!) ties, whipped cream, goat sacrifice, feathers… you know, the normal stuff. However, if you’re Selena Gomez, you’re your own fetish worth singing about, and you’ll bring Gucci Mane in to back a bitch up.

Selena dropped her new single Fetish today with Gucci, singing:

You got a fetish for my love
I push you out and you come right back
Don’t see a point in blaming you
If I were you, I’d do me, too

Modest! But snaps to Selena for having a yo-yo puss! The video gives me the heeby jeebies (gimme a break, it’s been two presidents since I’ve been that up-and close with a lady!), as it’s just her lips with the occasional self-caressing to show off her gel manicure and to prove ONCE AND FOR ALL she is a SESSUAL ADULT:

Selena also took to Instagram to debut a new lewk: trashed suburbanite sprawled across the kitchen with a broken wine glass looking like she’s about to let one rip (aka how I spend most of my Saturday mornings):

Fetish. Thursday.

A post shared by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jul 11, 2017 at 12:52pm PDT

Even Taylor Swift was smoked out of her Candy Land fox hole to congratulate Waverly Place’s favorite wizard on the single. But let’s set the record straight: that photo looks like it was taken by Tay after Selena arrived in Rhode Island with snacks for the annual July 4th party Taylor never planned on having this year! HAHAHA, TSwift, you’re so mean!