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Numbers And How Make Them Add Up – A Self Help Guide From Aunty Bill

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

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Dear AB,

I am helping my girlfriend with her maths homework. We are stuck on 6×3 -
she says it is 247 and I think it is 63.

Which of us is right?

Shane, Sydney, Oz

Shane,

Take the square root of 6. Divide this by the number times you ever see three buses all of the same number and color on the same route on the same day (this bit is important – they must be the same color or the equation won’t work).

Sub divide by the number of Pot Noodles you and your girlfriend have eaten in the last week.

Add the two numbers together and subtract the number of times you’ve said the words “One Direction are changing the way we think about popular music in a post modernist society”.

If you’ve followed the above correctly the answer should be 12.

Good luck!

Aunty Bill


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